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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Question related to elephant

Question: How do you get four elephants into a Volkswagen?
Answer: Two in the front and two in the back.

Question: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
Answer: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

Question: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Answer: Take away his credit card.

Question: What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
Answer: Swim for your life!

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