Question: How do you get four elephants into a Volkswagen?
Answer: Two in the front and two in the back.
Question: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
Answer: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Question: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Answer: Take away his credit card.
Question: What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
Answer: Swim for your life!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009
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