Hell or Heaven?

A priest died. Like all good Christians he went to Heaven and knocked on the door. Peter opened the door and lifted an enquiring eyebrow. The priest said, "I'm the priest." Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus. "I have someone here who says he's the priest. Do you know him?"
"No, never heard of him. Send him to Hell," Jesus answered.
"That can't be true. Ring God himself," the priest said. So Peter rang God and said, "We've got someone who says he's the Pope. Do you know him?" God answered, "No, never heard of him, send him to Hell,"
"The last chance I have is the Holy Spirit," the priest said. Peter rang him and said, "I have someone here who says he's the priest. Do you know him?"
"Yes," he said. "I know him. He's the one who told everyone I got Maria pregnant. Send him to Hell."