Jesus will save me!

A man was trapped on a desert island and it was sinking into the sea. As the water lapped round his feet a motorboat suddenly approached. "Come on man, get in," said the boatman.
"No," the man said, "I have faith in Jesus. He will save me."
So the boat went off and the water continued to rise. When it was up to his chest another boat appeared. "Get in the boat or you're going to drown," said the boatman.
Again he said, "No, I have faith in Jesus. He will save me."
The boat went off and the water continued to rise. When it was up to his chin, a third boat appeared. "This is your last chance, get in!"
"No, Jesus will save me."
The boat departed, the water continued to rise and the man drowned. Arriving in Heaven he was greeted by Jesus. "Hey Jesus, I trusted in you all my life and you let me down. You let me drown! I don't believe it."
"You don't believe it!" said Jesus. "I sent three fucking boats to save you."