A guy dies and goes to Hell. The Devil greets him warmly at the gates and they enter a long corridor. As they walk along the Devil explains, "Now that you're in Hell, you must choose the manner in which you will spend all eternity. I will show you some rooms and you must choose one."
They get to the first room. The door opens and the man peers in. An endless circle of the damned with weights strapped to their backs walk around barefoot on hot coals. "Oh, I don't think I like that," says the man. They continue on to the second room.
In the second room, the damned walk around listening to elevator Muzak, walking on broken glass. "Oh, I don't think I could stand that," says the man.
In the last room, the man is surprised to find that damned standing around up to their armpits in shit, drinking coffee. "That doesn't look so bad!" says the man. "I'll stay here for eternity."
"Very well,' says the Devil, closing the door behind him.
"Hmm, this isn't so bad," thinks the man, as a demon gives him a cup of coffee. Suddenly the room supervisor calls out on his megaphone, "All right everybody, coffee break's over! Back on your heads!"
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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